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Billywick, or aka Periplaneta, is a grumpy ol' german gal who isn't fond of people, loves video games and ships a lot of weird stuff. Currently obsessing over DotA 2, both playing and shipping. This blog contains a large variety of crap, but if you're into that, welcome. If not, get out or I'll do you some violence!

hanyuuapologist:

rikaapologist:

memes2k9:

akutabi:

my mom thinks “anime con” means “anime conference”. i keep having to remind her that isn’t what it means

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joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

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miank-libra:

chronaroxx:

Everyone who doesnt speak german is like WOW GERMAN SO COOL WOW SUCH AN AWESOME LANGUAGE SOUNDS AWESOME
but were actually just like
Deine mudda is fett

diredude:

The BurNIng flames of passion glows green behind rOtK!You got this, Vici! 

diredude:

The BurNIng flames of passion glows green behind rOtK!

You got this, Vici! 

anyone wanna gimme their xy friendcode? i neeeed a rufflet

vinegod:

When you type okay but accidentally put OLAY! by Jerry Purpdrank

The Fujoshi Life

i’m gonna be away for the next three days and i just found out the place I’m staying doesn’t have wifi.

cry-about-it-lol

which means I miss everything but the final….

cindymayweather:

chubbinafatzarelli:

NBC 2013: The end of two comedy icons—30 Rock and The Office. Original art by Tyler Feder.

cindymayweather:

chubbinafatzarelli:

NBC 2013: The end of two comedy icons—30 Rock and The Office. Original art by Tyler Feder.

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abyssalblade:

Trixi 360 no scope

(I’m too lazy to make up questions and tag people so i’ll just answer these ID)

1. Mention 3 of your favourite videogames.

Dragon Age, DotA 2, Skyrim, Prototype

2. What is the best dessert that you remember eating

Uhm, Death by Chocolate or home-made Sweetrolls

3. You have been chosen for an epic quest that could save or ruin the world. What is your epic quest? (Name/ Main objective or Reward)

Become Rich and Famous and build a Waterslide that goes from your Bedroom to a Pool. And Tame Dragons.

4. Your best friend/lover/dear family member has been turned into a zombie. You are a survivor and after a dramatical moment you meet them. Do you “kill” them and end their misery, run for your life or let them turn you into a zombie?

Probably let them turn me into a zombie…

5. What have you done that made you proud of yourself?

Idk, played a good carry once?

6. Mention 2 Fictional characters whom you have a crush on.

Zevran Arainai…definitely. And Alex Mercer.

7. There is a house on fire. No one besides you is around and the Firemen will take too long to arrive there. There is an old sweet lady living in the house that tends to give you the most deliciously addictive cookies you’ve ever tasted and always greets you and compliments you as if you were her grandchild. You suddenly hear her inside. Do you enter to rescue her? If NO go to question 8a if YES go to question 8b

nope.

8a. You did not save the old lady and the firemen were too late. The old lady died and she became a ghost that haunts you. Do you apologize to the ghost or do you fire your proton beam and trap that old hag?

Proton BEAM!

8b. You enter to find out there is a lot of smoke, but fortunately the fire hasn’t spread too much yet. You cover your face and search for her. You finally hear some old jazz music coming from a room. The door is hot but you manage to bust it open. Inside you find that the bed and part of the rug is on fire. Also, the old lady is dancing. Her eyes are bright red and she mentions how hot her moves are. You notice on the side of the room are a lot of plants and chemicals as well as several joints of what seems to be modified cannabis. Do you save the old lady and escape, save the drugs and escape, stare in awe as your brain tries to comprehend what is going on, other?

9. Do you like bacon? Yes/Yes? (Trick question, if you don’t like bacon you are actually a robot.)

Trick answer I don’t eat any pork because it makes me sick.

10. You are a superhero/supervillain. What is your name and power(s) How did you get them? 

Hm, I’d probably be a deadly, shape-shifting, flesh-eating virus, call myself Legion and got the virus from a lab :D

11. Do you want to build a snow man? Yes/No/Piss of or I’ll stab you with an icicle.

yes let’s build a snowman in july.

thegeek531:

thepurpleglass:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cheskamouse:

I think he is catting enough for two, maybe three cats.

MAXIMUM CAT

Cat. It is a verb now. And you know exactly what it means. Thanks, internet.

CATTING INTENSIFIES

thegeek531:

thepurpleglass:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cheskamouse:

I think he is catting enough for two, maybe three cats.

MAXIMUM CAT

Cat. It is a verb now. And you know exactly what it means. Thanks, internet.

CATTING INTENSIFIES